December 2008
14 posts
“How can you tell if there’s a pilot in the room? He’ll fucking tell...”
– My friend Felicity on being picked up by a pilot in a bar.
We are destined to be friends because 1. My 2nd cousin once removed (or whatevs) was her High School Principal in NZ 2. Her American ex-bf used to live with my friends and 3. our 2 Pilot ex-bfs are friends on Facebook.
Fact.
“It’s ridiculous. I mean, you’d think it was Roseville!”
– My mum getting real LoNoSho, on discovering there are no ATMs in Mosman anymore.
I almost fell onto the street laughing.
I’m rolling around Mosman in my Mum’s...
“Packing to go home to my parents’ is like the opposite of packing to go...”
real world: future husband
I saw my actual future husband on the subway tonight.
Didn’t say hi, didn’t smile at him, don’t think we made eye contact. But you know, it’s good to know he’s out there, he rolls with the 6 line and is really quite cute.
just a reminder
this is still happening and it’s still awesome